The films of Albert Pyun
When it comes to the pantheon of shitty film directors, Albert Pyun is hardly a "name" like Uwe Boll or Ed Wood is. Looking at his body of work, it's a shame that he's not more well known. If you're like me, and grew up during the 80s, during the drought of good Marvel flicks, you chanced the Captain America movie. Yeah, the movie where the Red Skull is Itallian and Cap has rubber ears is one of Pyun's finer films. If you're truly mascochistic, you can check out his website and watch the trailers for his body of work. I highly recommnend checking out the one for the fourth Nemesis movie. There, you get to see naked breastacles and hear one of the most bizzare "in a world" voice overs ever. IT's truly a work of art.
Classified under: movies,Albert Pyun
Classified under: movies,Albert Pyun
posted by Rob at
10:56 PM
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I am sad to say that I have seen that Captain America movie. Actually, it must have been so bad that I suppressed most of it, as I can recall little other than the awful costuming and one scene of Cap on some battlements.
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Davíd, at November 10, 2005 12:29 PM
Man, one weekend I'll have to rent and watch the entire Nemesis quadrilogy!
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Davíd, at November 10, 2005 2:08 PM
Looks like tht trailers did their job. If you do manage to do so, get back to us. I need to know about how hard they suck
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Rob, at November 10, 2005 3:56 PM
Fuck..angels? BECAUSE ANGELS DON'T SING ALL THE TIME.
Good Lord, I swear my ears were decieving me.
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S, at November 13, 2005 11:35 AM
I honestly think the voice over has some of the best run on setences of all time. And the delivery? AWESOME!
"She's perfect except for one flaw....she cares!"
"When you're a hunter that's being hunted, you're all alone... and there's no forgiveness."
"There *is* an angel in her feature, but this one wears black..because in heaven, angels don't sing... all the time."
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Rob, at November 13, 2005 11:54 AM
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